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A Snow Flake Calls Police Emergency Because Her Snowman Was Stolen
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The Kent, UK, police branded a woman as "completely irresponsible" for calling the police 999 emergency number to report that her snowman was "nicked."  At the time the police were dealing with a blizzard of emergency calls (thousands) due to extreme weather conditions.

Chief Inspector Simon Black said, "This call could have cost someone's life if there was a genuine emergency and they couldn't get through."

The police say they have educated the woman as to what constitutes an emergency.

Here is the conversation between the snow flake and the police emergency operator:

Woman: "Well, what happened was there's been a theft outside my house."

Operator: "OK, when did this occur?"

Woman: "Well, I'm not sure exactly because I hadn't been out to check on him for about 5 hours. I went out about 5 minutes ago to have a fag and he's gone so it could be in the last 5 hours but I know  <garbled>

Operator: "Who's gone, sorry?"

Woman: "My snowman."

Operator: "Right, your snowman's been stolen."

Woman: "Yeah."

Operator: "Right, OK, in the last 5 hours?"

Woman: "Well, 4 to 5 hours, I can't be sure exactly."

Operator: "Well, what do you mean? A snowman actually made out of snow or an ornament?"

Woman: "No, he's made out of snow. I made him myself."

Operator: "Right, OK"

Woman: "It had two of my teaspoons in his arms and money on his face. I'm not being funny.  I know it's only a snowman. That would absolutely be fine but I thought that with it being icy and there not being anybody about, he'd be safe. It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

Note:  In the UK a "fag" is a slang term for a cigarette.

BBC 3-Dec-2010
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